20. Finance Major. Training for Tough Mudder.


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23
Apr

49899N

vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

23
Apr

268799N

takineko:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

image

actual photo of hitler

DICK TATOR

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

23
Apr

451947N
23
Apr

91N

prettyarchitecture:

Porsche Pavilion

The new porsche pavilion at the autostadt in wolfsburg, germany is the first addition to the theme park since its 2000 opening. Designed by german firm henn architekten, the curved lines and form are derived from the ‘dynamic flow of driving’, encompassing the universal image of the porsche brand.

More? Go to Pretty Architecture!
Source: porsche

23
Apr

237N
23
Apr

119270N

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

23
Apr

333185N

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK
23
Apr

296N
weaponsgradegains:

Dad puns and Weight Lifting. 

weaponsgradegains:

Dad puns and Weight Lifting. 

23
Apr

226777N
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

23
Apr

23866N
23
Apr

99047N
23
Apr

217210N
22
Apr

16045N
22
Apr

1118N

make me choose (asked by hiddlesdean): sif or natasha

22
Apr

178167N