my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
The new porsche pavilion at the autostadt in wolfsburg, germany is the first addition to the theme park since its 2000 opening. Designed by german firm henn architekten, the curved lines and form are derived from the ‘dynamic flow of driving’, encompassing the universal image of the porsche brand.
*thinks about responsibilities*
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK